Dear Winter: Screw You
Apr. 2nd, 2011 04:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shelby_danversSeriously, you've had your shot. It's April. It's time to pack it in and go away for the rest of the year. Spring is trying to get here, and you're just throwing tantrums like a little brat who doesn't want to share. The phrase goes April showers, not April snowstorms.
I know you seem to have a bizarre affinity for tormenting the residents of this city. Every year, you pull this same stunt. You wait for us to lower our guard. Perhaps we're busy getting the party ready for Spring. Spring's a lot cooler than you, by the way. And then, WHAM, you dump a truckload of your stupid white stuff on us and laugh (seriously, I can hear you cackling, you little jerk) at our misery.
It's time to grow up, Winter. It's time to start being a proper, mature season that obeys the progression of the seasons. April is time for Spring in this part of the world, okay? No one respects you right now. You suck.
